Picture this: you’re ready to unleash your groundbreaking SQL code, only to find it blocked at every turn. Suddenly, you’re the “hero” of the office, staring intensely at sys.dm_exec_requests, identifying blocking sessions like a detective in a mystery novel, and manually KILLing them one by one. You look extremely professional, your keyboard clattering like a hacker in a blockbuster movie.
Finally, drenched in sweat, you emerge victorious. Your code runs! But at what cost?
Well, let’s save you the drama (and the caffeine jitters).
Enter z.usp_RemoveBLocker – your personal SQL bodyguard. Think of it as the bouncer for your code: it launches a service job that hunts down those pesky blockers and gives them the boot. But it’s a classy bouncer—it knows when to leave. The moment your session goes idle (no queries running), the job automatically removes itself, leaving no trace.
Need to vanquish blockers again? Just summon z.usp_RemoveBLocker once more.
Here’s how it works:
exec z.usp_RemoveBLocker /* your crazy workload */
No more frantic typing. No more “busy hero” moments. Just you, your SQL, and blockers learning to stay out of your way. Do you like it?